Thursday, December 08, 2005

Robby is funny

I just HAD to spread it out. =) Taken from Jon's blog which was taken from Robby's blog, this crap is wonderful.. hahaha.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and..
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but..
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and..
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you..
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

so, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that..

while hardwork and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

I did a report thingy for Intro to Computer. For now, I plan to major in Public Relations and become a Public Relations Manager or Public Relations Specialist. Ha!

Okay, I'm out. I gotta go paint a banner for the Junior Counsil Toy Drive which I'm sorta in charge for. Then home. Then Austine will pick up my sun glasses for something. My dad will then drop off me and my brother at the church while he goes and picks up my cousins from the airport from the Philippines. (Yay! Pasalubong!!) So that's MASS at 7pm because it is a HOLY DAY OF OBLIGATION (in celebration of the Immaculate Conception). But we'll see if we change plans. =)

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