You know...

...I can totally be a bitch sometimes. It's horrible.

I'm going to grow old with kidney stones and ulcers. Hah. Not eating regularly and not peeing isn't something I should be doing--especially since I'm recovering from bronchitis. I just might need the extra energy from food...

A Daddy-Long-Leg just crawled down my wall in front of the computer and scared the hell out of me. It fell on the floor and I'm scared it might crawl up my leg because I was too slow to kill it.

I'm totally stressed out. Work isn't helping.

Did I write how I only gained one pound in a year but I feel totally fat? So last year, I was sick and I went to the doctors. A regular procedure is to take your weight, temperature and blood pressure. I got weighed this year with a whole bunch of crap like my wallet, phone, my work keys and my house keys, pens and whatever... Probably a total of at least one pound. And even then, I weighed less than what I weighed last year. But for some reason, I still feel fatter than last year. My metabolism sucks.

I have a tendency to not talk to the people I really like. Why? Because I'd hate to embarrass myself in front of them. But I also do the same to the people I don't like. Why? Because I'd hate to embarrass them with what I might say or do to them. Ha.

I'm telling you: I can be a real bitch.

End of story.

P.S. - Excuse the language.